Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Assassination Market

Assassination Market. It sounds like a punk song. But for the past four months, it’s existed—serving as a sort of Kickstarter for the murder of politicians and other government figures. As someone who took the ending of Fight Club as political inspiration (more like revenge fantasy), as crazy as this is, it excites me. You know who's on the list? NSA director Keith Alexander, President Obama, Ben Bernanke. 
Funny enough, the man with the largest bounty on his corrupt-ass head is Bernanke, for $75,000. Personally, I hate that guy. Would I kill him? I dunno. Probably not. Ask me offline. But the fact that people want to says something, and that something is exciting. 
Just as exciting is the intention of the website. "Kuwabatake Sanjuro," (the name of the samurai protagonist of a Kurosawa film) creator of the site, hopes to enable enough assassinations that politicians won't have the guts to hold office. He wants to "destroy all governments, everywhere." He ultimately aims for
“…a world without wars, dragnet panopitcon-style surveillance, nuclear weapons, armies, repression, money manipulation and limits to trade is firmly within our grasp for but a few bitcoins per person. I also believe that as soon as a few politicians get offed and they realize they’ve lost the war on privacy, the killings can stop and we can transition to a phase of peace, privacy and laissez-faire.”

It’s bold. Unrealistic, but bold. Some might feel that political assassination attacks democracy, and I disagree. For one, we don’t live in a democracy, we live in a republic with petty attempts at maintaining the illusion of caring about the people. But regardless, this stuff doesn’t attack “democracy.” Politicians attack democracy. The joke that is the presidential elections attacks democracy. And I’m pretty sure we did not vote for Ben Bernanke. So pipe down, yall. And as much as I admire the initiative behind this project, the potential impact of it all seems rather dubious. Being driven to this point says a lot about the current state of affairs, and you never really know what could happen—but a Second Coming of cypherpunk and cryptoanarchy is more than ok with me.

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